Haiku Reflections on the Dead Birds (American Idol Edition)

Much to the dismay of my wife @SmallestAngel, I've written two more Haiku poems. She rolls her eyes, but I know she loves them.

The first...

My Topical American Idol Audition Haiku
Dead birds on the ground...
Lookin' like a plague with those...
Dead birds on the ground.

And a bonus poem...

Bye, Bye Birdie
Birds fall from the sky.
My magic 8-ball forecast?
"Outlook not so good."

Feel free to share your own Haiku in the comments.