Memo to Senator Obama

Senator Obama,

Upon a recent visit to Charleston, WV, Chelsea Clinton celebrated her birthday eating a vegetarian meal at Charleston's Bridge Road Bistro.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

However, I suggest when you come to Charleston for an upcoming campaign appearance that you dine on a genuine WV hot dog at Chris' Hot Dogs or Romeo's Grill instead.

I'm confident that the good people of West Virginia will reward your good taste with their enthusiastic support.

Best wishes,