Armed and Dangerous

This story gives new meaning to the term "Armed and Dangerous".

In case you missed it, all hell broke loose today in Bellingham, Washington, after a woman reported seeing a gunman walking into an office building carrying an assault rifle.

As you might imagine, police and various agencies scrambled into action to deal with the imminent threat.

However, after implementing a lock down and evacuating everyone from the building, it turns out the man in question wasn't carrying a rifle.

Instead, it was a prosthetic leg.

Of course, the woman probably didn't mean to "pull anybody's leg" by making a false report.

Six Million Dollar Man AdShe was probably just being careful...

After all, the authorities have been trying to capture Steve Austin's bionic arch enemy, Maskatron, for almost 30 years now.