Since my predictions last week were so stellar, 0-4, I figured I should offer my sure-fire lock picks for this week.
You will probably notice a pattern since I am predicting that the same teams will lose this week.
Washington vs. Seattle
Headline: "Alexander the Great Conquers Redskins"
New England vs. Denver
Headline: "No Streaking Aloud: Broncos Break Patriots Playoff Win Streak"
Pittsburgh vs. Indianapolis
Headline: "Peyton Passes Past Pittsburgh"
Carolina vs. Chicago
Headline: "Carolina is Urlachered!"