Twas the night before Fitzmas,
And members of the House,
Knew Scooter was a liar,
and Cheney was a louse.
The indictments were prepared by the Grand Jury with care,
We hoped the Bush crimes would soon be laid bare.
Then through the media there arose such a clatter,
That even Fox News said that this one would matter.
Charge Scooter, charge Cheney, and that fat Karl Rove,
Patrick's investigation will yield a treasure trove.
So with Karl's orange jumpsuit,
And Scooter's lock and chain,
I am sweetly reminded,
That here the people reign.
Beyond Fitzmas Day,
When the Bush Regime collapses,
And the Wing Nuts will say,
"At least he cut our taxes".
The teeth you hear gnashing,
Are on the far right,
Merry Fitzmas to all
Carry on the fight.
Hattip to Wesley Clark's WesPAC Blog