George Bush Arrested in Charleston, WV

I saw this reported first on WSAZ and then it was confirmed by this report in the Charleston Gazette.

Apparently, George Bush is being held in the South Central Regional Jail (WV) after violating a domestic violence protective order and spraying a State Trooper with pepper spray.

(Link to story)

To be fair, the fugitive's name is George Michael Bush -- not George W.

I guess former White House Counsel and current U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales won't be coming to WV after all.