Editor's Note

For those who doubt the amazing prognostication prowess of Wabi Sabi.

The Titans headlines will occur on Monday, November 17, 2003.

This week's game is just part of the larger plan that includes the heartbreak of thousands of Titans fans when they lose to the Jags just prior to the holiday shopping season. Following the loss, sales of Titans merchandise will plummet leading to decreased commerce in the Nashville metropolitan area.

In turn this economic downturn will lead to a malaise and melancholy that will increase frustration throughout the upcoming year in the pivotal swing state of Tennessee prior to the 2004 Presidential election when George Bush will lose his bid for re-election.

Remember, you heard it here first.