Thursday, September 05, 2002

Food for thought...

Yesterday I craved a hot dog for lunch. At first, I resisted the urge thinking that I should eat healthier (see infamous "Fat Bastard" incident on previous blog).

Luckily however, as I thought I should eat some fruit or vegetables instead of the hotdog, I remembered that fruits and vegetables use fertilizer to grow. Of course, the best fertilizer is manure. Accordingly, if plants grow better when they have crap, then it stands to reason that I would grow healthier if I also eat the "crap" that tastes so good, hot dogs, hamburgers, pizza, etc.

Yum!

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